导读1、打王者荣耀一定要记住，星星掉了可以在打，信誉分没了可以再刷，但是人不骂，就真的跑了。Thegloryofthekingmustberemembered.....

1、打王者荣耀一定要记住，星星掉了可以在打，信誉分没了可以再刷，但是人不骂，就真的跑了。

The glory of the king must be remembered. When the stars fall, you can fight. If you lose your reputation, you can brush it. But if you dont scold, you will run away.

2、有人网恋吗？但是我只能接受15km以内的，再远我的小电车就没电了。

Is there anyone who falls in love online? But I can only accept the car within 15km. If it is further away, my trolley bus will be out of power.

3、以前我们村子里有一位美女，但是现在没了，因为我出来打工了。

There used to be a beautiful woman in our village, but now its gone because Im out to work.

4、上学这么多年了，我给自己取了个外号，叫做白雪（学）公主。

After so many years of school, I gave myself a nickname, called Princess Bai Xue.

5、我有两个好朋友，他们总是吵架，但是不管怎么劝，他们就是不肯打起来。

I have two good friends, they always quarrel, but no matter how advised, they just refuse to fight.

6、如果你真的想要离开我，那只能唢呐一吹送你走了。

If you really want to leave me, that can only suona blow you go.

7、很多事情都要自己一个人默默承受，慢慢消化，所以就越长越胖了。

A lot of things have to be borne by themselves in silence, slowly digested, so the longer and fatter.

8、高，实在是高，朋友一边鼓着掌，一边对着我发际线说。

High, its really high. My friend clapped and said to my hairline.

9、好吧，我坦白，我整容过，我的肚子是隆的。

Well, Ill be honest. Ive had plastic surgery. My stomach is bulging.

10、生活只会先让你苦一阵子，等你适应后，再让你苦一辈子。

Life will only let you suffer for a while, and then let you suffer for a lifetime after you adapt.

11、问你谈恋爱吗？你却说有病，那好吧，等你病好了再说。

Do you fall in love? But you say you are sick. Well, wait until you are well.

12、我不喜欢那些轻浮的男孩子，没认识几天就开口叫老婆，要是我，我会说老公好。

I dont like those frivolous boys. I dont know my wife for a few days. If I were, I would say my husband was good.

13、太久没跟异性牵手，手里抓个鸡爪子都会颤抖。

If you dont hold hands with the opposite sex for a long time, you will tremble when you catch a chickens paw.

14、做人应该谦虚，多听听他人的意见，然后一定要认真记录，看看都有谁对你有意见。

You should be modest and listen to others opinions more. Then you must record carefully to see who has opinions on you.